I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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