i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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