He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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