I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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