I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
My penis needs a shock collar
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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