Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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