I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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