i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
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