Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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