I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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