physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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