I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
