there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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