you mean i was at the winter classic?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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