I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
