I could have mohawked her pubes.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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