Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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