you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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