we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
She's the barista slut.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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