Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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