I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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