Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Dick very happy bro
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Shame is for Republicans.
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