I'm going to jail i love you
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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