Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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