No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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