I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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