you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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