i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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