He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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