so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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