counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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