i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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