D3 body, D1 cock
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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