Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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