can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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