spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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