Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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