i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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