Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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