and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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