why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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