Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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