It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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