But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
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