if i died would you start the facebook group?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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