As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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