we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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