I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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