Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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