The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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